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“The Cooties” New Single Will Make You Want To Chase Your Dreams (No Matter How Weird They Are!)


It isn’t easy figuring out what you are “called” to do with your life, but once you do, it’s a HUGE relief!

And that’s exactly what The Cooties are singing about in their latest single, “My Calling.” They discovered their calling(s), and now that they know know what they want to do with their lives, they just have to take the necessary steps to get there!

Sure, it is a little weird that they want to become Pirates.

Or pilots…

…or they may have just been frogs that wanted to be humans with jobs this entire time…

But hey – they aren’t judging your dreams, so don’t you dare judge theirs!


About The Cooties

The Cooties are a comedy band based out of Los Angeles. After forming in 2016, they won Best TV Pilot 2017 at L.A Indie Film Fest and they were named one of the New Faces of Comedy at the 2017 Just For Laughs festival. Since then The Cooties have performed at The Kennedy Center, on Conan, JFL42 Toronto, and more.

They are releasing new music and videos throughout 2020 so subscribe, follow and email your one cool cousin.

Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/thecootiesla/

Twitter:

https://twitter.com/thecooties

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/thecooties/

YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/c/thecooties

Website:

http://www.wearethecooties.com/


Lyrics

2:00 a.m. and I can’t sleep once again

I keep having that recurring dream

That I’m sitting on a boat

with a bunch of men men men men

I finally know what it means

But I’m scared that

you won’t understand

That you won’t understand

Something’s not right

Something’s not right

No something’s not right with your boy

Something’s not right

Something’s not right

I know my calling

I’m a pirate and I’m

sailing away from the haters

The ocean is calling

out to me and my parrot

And we’re gonna burn

this whole city down

Yo ho mutha’ fucker I’m a pirate now

Yo ho mutha’ fucker

I belong at sea roaming port to port

Stealing treasure chests

from an enemy’s fort

Drinking tons of rum

with my pirate buds

They will show me the ropes

Sing with me yo ho

Show me the ropes

Sing with me yo ho

But first I need a

hook hand, hook hand

Gonna need a peg leg, peg leg

Someone poke my eyeout for my eye patch

I finally did it

I moved to the Caribbean

Famously that’s where they’re from

But no pirates there,

just a bunch of rum rum rum rum

But that’s where I met Marc

He’s my new friend

My island till I die friend

He’s a big strong beautiful man

Marc flies planes and planes are cool

And a plane’s much faster

than a boat, a boat

The sky is the limit

when you’re in a plane

I know my calling I’m a pilot

And I’m flying away from you posers

Marc said he’ll teach me

It looks pretty easy

And I’m gonna shake

my ass in the clouds

Wheels up mutha’

fucker I’m a pilot now

Wheels up mutha’ fucker

Wait a second, hold on

The truth is I’m not

a pirate or a pilot

I’ll never be a fireman or a cop

‘cause I am a frog,

a frog with a dream

A dream to be human and have a job

Ribbit ribbit mutha’

fucker I’m a god damn frog

Ribbit ribbit mutha’ fucker

I’m not a pirate or a pilot

I’ll never be a fireman or a cop

‘cause I am a frog,

a frog with a dream

A dream to be human and have a job

Ribbit ribbit mutha’

fucker I’m a god damn frog.





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