Once again, our ever-sarcastic readership have let their opinions be known through a variety of biting, silly, and straight-up savage remarks. Your opinions mean a lot to us and we take our duty of rounding up a selection of the internet’s best comments very seriously. And we do it so that those of you not directly partaking in the banter may still enjoy all the light-hearted jokes made at the expense of others.
This week, Facebook took a cue from us and rolled out a boring all-caps rebranding. While the social network was keeping things low-key and banal, Drake threw all subtlety to the wind to announce his new company in true tacky Champagne Papi style. While Drake was busy trying to join the mogul ranks, Kanye West upped the ante; announcing his plans to run for president.
In other news, Virgil Abloh let us know he’s “BACK AT WORK“; DJ Khaled’s major keys seemingly couldn’t unlock the door to good acting as we gleaned from the Bad Boys for Life trailer; Kim and Kanye dropped a measly $3 million to buy their entire neighborhood; and get those “FreeRocky” hashtags ready because A$AP Rocky’s going back to Sweden.
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10. “Uggly” – Patrick Nevrla
Original Post: DJ Khaled Makes Brutal First Appearance in ‘Bad Boys For Life’ Trailer
9. “Congratulations, you played yourself” – Greg Lockwood
Original Post: A$AP Rocky Will Perform in Sweden for the First Time Since His Conviction
8. “Issa trap” – Junior Elizalde
Original Post: Virgil Abloh Is Back at Work, Ending His Two-Month Medical Leave
7. “It must be nice seeing his kid and “wife” for the first time in years, or something” – Mikkel Halskov Hansen
Original Post: Watch Kanye West Announce His Plans to Run for Presidency in 2024
6. “If his last album is anything to go by I wouldn’t let him run for a bus” – Ricardo Piggoto
Original Post: Drake Sent Flowers Across Toronto to Tease His Cannabis Company “More Life Growth”
5. “Drake trying to prove to Travis that he’s the highest in the room” – Alexander Ryde
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The Wests just dropped $3 million on a ranch to expand their compound in LA's Hidden Hills gated community. 💰 The massive property is right next to their current home, expanding their property to an impressive 7.5 acres. The ranch is unconventionally split into two parts on either side of a main road, and boasts a 3,874-square-foot house and equestrian facilities, including a four-stall stable block. The pair is adding this place to their already sprawling amount of real estate, as they recently dropped $14 million on a massive ranch in Wyoming. #hsnews 📷: Getty
Original Post: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Drop $3 Million to Expand Their Hidden Hills Compound
4. “If that’s what you get from designing merch on Microsoft paint, then I’m in.” – jjjjames._
Original Post: Critics Say Scorsese’s ‘The Irishman’ Is “His Best Picture Since GoodFellas”
3. “Really taking risks casting Pacino, De Niro and Pesci in a gangster flick there, Marty boy.” – John Elliott
Original Post: Kanye West Suits up with a Pair of Riding Boots
2. “Those are trust fund white girl boots.” – James Joyce
Original Post: Facebook Just Revealed Its Boring, All-Caps Company Rebranding
1. Filippo Sly:
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